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Review by Chadd Clubine Alexander Skarsgård has made a formidable impression through his film and television work over the past decade, and his name alone may be the film’s strongest draw aside from its premise. Opposite him is Harry Melling, whom many will recognize from the Harry Potter series. The two performers could not be more different, a contrast that ultimately makes them ideal for their respective roles. Skarsgård excels in a part seemingly tailored to his strengths, while Melling emerges as a compelling and assured leading man. Together, their performances bring the film’s themes into sharp focus, allowing its ideas to resonate long after the final frame. Since premiering last May at the Cannes Film Festival, the film has generated significant buzz, maintaining a perfect 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes across 90 reviews. Given the nature of its plot—particularly its focus on a submissive relationship—the film skillfully balances discomfort with relatability. While such dynamics exist in the real world, few films have captured them on a grand scale as effectively as Pillion. Its deliberate, unhurried pacing draws the viewer deeper into each moment, allowing the audience to intuit the characters’ inner lives without the film ever needing to state them outright. The film’s structure closely recalls Jean-Luc Godard’s Breathless, particularly in its editing rhythms and the way information is withheld and revealed. Key information is deliberately omitted, only to resurface later in fuller detail, a choice that can reframe earlier moments upon rewatch. While this fragmentation can add new layers of meaning, it also risks withholding essential information that might have delivered an even stronger emotional impact. Still, these stylistic decisions create a sense of emotional reserve that mirrors the characters themselves. Skarsgård’s character is as fearful as Melling’s, even if his outward confidence suggests otherwise. The characters and the world they inhabit are richly textured, with every scene feeling purposeful and deliberate. The cinematography captures the essence of what the characters see and feel, while the sound design reinforces the quiet, insular environment they occupy, deepening the film’s sense of immersion. The score is understated yet effective, becoming especially memorable in the moments when it does emerge. Key lines of dialogue resonate later in the film, gaining greater significance in retrospect. Ultimately, the film is at its strongest in its quietest moments. Several plot threads linger without full exploration, particularly those involving Melling’s character and his family. The film effectively presents him as younger than his actual age, reinforced by the fact that he still lives with his parents. Their support is genuine, though tinged with an overprotectiveness that helps explain his desire to break free. While this dynamic is illuminating, the film largely steps away from his family in its latter half. By contrast, Skarsgård’s character is easy to understand on a surface level, yet the film similarly hesitates to delve deeper into his background, leaving aspects of his emotional makeup only partially explored. By the end, the film may leave you wanting more—but that lingering sense of absence is precisely the point. Writer-director Harry Lighton presents love from every angle, offering a fresh and intimate perspective. Most viewers will recognize themselves in these two characters and the choices they make. While certain events may stretch plausibility, the emotional truth remains intact: the way people can lose themselves in relationships, and how those same connections can ultimately help them grow, change, and move toward something greater. Pillion is in theaters February 6th! Rating: 3.5/5
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Review by Adam Donato Luc Besson made two classics back in the nineties and has failed to truly connect with audiences since then. It’s crazy the posters for his movies still flex his involvement. “From the director of The Fifth Element, The Professional, and Lucy” doesn’t hold that much weight anymore. Lucy getting grouped in there is so cute. His latest feature is a Dracula remake because lord knows there’s not enough of those. This is his second straight film with Caleb Landry Jones in the lead as the two just previously did DogMan together. Not to be confused with the recent animated Dog Man. The big get here is Christoph Waltz who plays a priest determined to track down the bloodlust monster. 2026 turned in a great showing for January. Now Dracula has to compete with the epic finale to The Strangers trilogy and Angel Studios’ latest film Solo Mio to start February off right. Can Besson’s Dracula stand above the extremely weak box office slate this weekend? The focus of this Dracula adaptation is on a tragic backstory and a hopeless romance. An eternal curse is put upon a prince after the death of his beloved wife. He spends the rest of the movie in pursuit of the reincarnation of his late wife. The movie being released a week before Valentine’s Day may not have been a coincidence. This angle seldom lands as even the human looking form of Dracula is more creepy in a gross way than he is Edward Cullen type dreamy. The look of this film is a mixed bag. On the one hand, the film does commit to the two time periods it’s predominantly trying to portray with its production design and costumes. The special effects on the other end leave more to be desired. Dracula has a bunch of mini gargoyle henchmen that look good, but come across as goofy in an otherwise serious flick. There’s a beheading that is particularly unconvincing and lame. It’s not gross out scary, spookily creepy, or thrillingly action heavy. It’s trying to capture all these things along with the romance, but none of it really lands in the way the film wants it to.
Of the cast, Zoe Bleu is the standout of the bunch as she plays Elisabeta and Mina. Her character is the most interesting and she is given the most to do. Waltz is just a watered down Van Helsing and his scenes feel disconnected from the rest of the story. While he has a respect for the vampires, it’s not a personal endeavor for his character to overcome. It’s interesting to see him in two classic movie monster adaptations over the course of the last few months. Landry Jones is most known for his ability to play creepy characters. He’s at a disadvantage as there have been many iconic performances in the role and he doesn’t really do anything to stand out. Besson’s Dracula fails to bite into the audience's necks. A romance that fails to capture the heart. It’s difficult when there was just an amazing Nosferatu remake just over a year ago. Besson just isn’t that dude anymore. January delivered on the horror so fans may want to look backwards for their scare fix. While not terribly bad, Dracula just fails to leave an impression this time around. Dracula is in theaters February 6th! Rating: 2/5 Review by Chadd Clubine The Moment is a film you either get or you don’t. Fans of Charli XCX will likely connect with it most, while those already familiar with the artist may find a degree of satisfaction in its references and tone. Viewers unfamiliar with her work, however, are likely to feel lost, as the film assumes a baseline knowledge of the pop singer and offers little context in return. Tonally, the film reaches for multiple genres—thriller, drama, and comedy—through a mockumentary lens, but never successfully justifies why this stylistic approach is necessary, leaving the film feeling scattered rather than purposeful. Unlike most A24 films that announce themselves with the familiar logo, this film opts for a more distinctive and invigorating opening—one that immediately plunges the viewer into the chaos of Charli XCX’s world. The colors are vibrant, the editing intoxicating, and the music perfectly attuned to the mood. Yet after those opening minutes, the film quickly drifts into something slower and increasingly uncertain of its own direction. Conceived from an idea by Charli XCX herself, the film brims with concepts and succeeds, at least initially, in conveying the frenetic nature of her lifestyle. The issue, however, is that there is little for the audience to hold onto: characterization is thin, narrative momentum is scarce, and the abundance of ideas never coalesces into a compelling story. Charli XCX proves herself to be a capable actress, suggesting a believable transition from music to film. Her restrained performance—often masking rather than expressing emotion—makes her character surprisingly easy to connect with. Alexander Skarsgård similarly makes the most of his role, delivering several of the film’s strongest moments. It’s the film’s handling of the remaining cast that becomes increasingly baffling. Characters appear and disappear with little explanation, and beyond Charli XCX, Skarsgård, and a handful of cameos, few leave any lasting impression. One cameo in particular is given an extended amount of screen time, only for its presence to ultimately feel inconsequential. Director Aidan Zamiri’s approach closely aligns with Charli XCX’s creative instincts. While the film’s unconventional editing initially stands out, its overuse—paired with relentlessly shaky camerawork—ultimately turns the experience into something overwhelming and even nauseating. The film clearly wants to be funny, but its humor struggles to land when the visual language is steeped in constant panic and sensory overload. That said, this aggressive visual style may resonate with fans of the artist, as it mirrors the frenetic, maximalist energy Charli XCX often channels through her music. Viewers may be reminded of This Is Spinal Tap—and its sequel—given that all three films are mockumentaries centered on English artists. On paper, applying that approach to a more contemporary figure feels fitting; in execution, however, The Moment never quite measures up to its inspiration. This Is Spinal Tap succeeds because it convincingly mimics a real documentary, despite following a fictional band. The Moment, by contrast, rarely feels like a documentary at all. Its highly stylized camerawork undermines the mockumentary premise, with only a single scene acknowledging the presence of a cameraman. The film is shot from countless angles, yet the people behind the camera are rarely seen, making it difficult to buy into the illusion. Each time the film reminds you it’s meant to be a mockumentary, the artifice becomes harder to ignore. The Moment is ultimately a film made for fans. Admirers of the singer will likely respond to its aesthetic, as it fully embraces her sensibility and creative style. As a narrative, however, the film never quite takes off, offering little in the way of story or characterization for viewers to latch onto. There are plenty of intriguing ideas at play, but most feel underdeveloped and in need of more time to breathe. Still, the film’s willingness to push boundaries gives it a certain appeal, even as it struggles to define exactly what it wants to be. The Moment is in theaters February 6th! Rating: 2/5
Review by Adam Donato It’s been almost a decade since the last time Gore Verbinski directed a movie. One could easily label the man as washed. The Cure for Wellness was a failure and The Lone Ranger was a disaster. Far back in the rearview mirror are his Pirates of the Caribbean, The Ring, and Rango successes. Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die is an original screenplay written by Matthew Robinson, most recently known for penning Love and Monsters. Sam Rockwell leads the way with a fun supporting cast in this zany science fiction action comedy. AI is inescapable in today’s society. Art is a reflection of the real world and so movies have turned their attention to AI as well. Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die continues this trend as the entire plot is centered around the pursuit to destroy an all powerful, anti human artificial intelligence that will ruin the future. The film covers topics like an over reliance on technology and a desensitization towards tragic violence. The tone is kept light through dark humor on the subject. Those who feel over exposed to the discussion of AI will be weighed down by the film. That being said, the themes the film is trying to convey are justified and hard hitting. It’s hard not to look at this film in the context of Gore Verbinski’s career and think that he would’ve loved to cast Johnny Depp in the lead role two decades ago. There’s shades of Jack Sparrow in Sam Rockwell’s Man from the Future. His character has travelled back in time dozens of times to find the right combination of diner patrons to join him on his mission to take down the AI. This Groundhog Day type scenario allows Rockwell to be curiously all knowing and eccentrically goofy since he can reset at any time. Rockwell’s performance is fun and charming as he ushers the audience through this adventure. The post Oscar career for Rockwell has certainly been an interesting one. A couple awards hopeful projects right after Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, but the last five years has been mostly The Bad Guys duology and the ultimate flop Argylle. Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die definitely fits the fun vibe of the last two films, but is on the high end in terms of quality all around.
The team of destined heroes on the adventure is a fun group. Standouts would include Haley Lu Richardson, who was most notably one of the girls locked up in M. Night Shyamalan’s Split. She gets quite a meaty role here where she’s able to do a variety of things. Juno Temple has been most known lately for her successful television work with Ted Lasso and Fargo. A few characters on the team are given cutaway backstories to establish their reasoning for accepting the call to action. Temple’s story is equal parts heartbreaking, hilarious, and thematically heavy. Michael Pena and Zazie Beetz play a struggling couple and their story is mostly comedic. Peña in particular is underrated in the comedy department. It’s reminiscent of his role in Ant Man where his character is easily the funniest of the bunch in his brief time to shine. While Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die doesn’t quite reach the heights of Verbinski’s 2000’s work, it is still a fun time with things to say. He’s a welcome sight after a long hiatus from the director’s chair. Rockwell and friends make for a fun gang to embark upon this journey. Seldom do movies have quite this much personality. Not everything works, but it’s a fun experience and will give audiences something to think about. Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die is in theaters February 13th! Rating: 4/5 Review by Steve Barton II Since its launch in 2005, YouTube has grown exponentially as an entertainment platform and a hub of many cultures. It has also grown several household stars who end up penetrating the more traditional media channels like music, television and film. While there have been plenty of abysmal misses like Logan Paul’s Airplane Mode, Not Cool from Shane Dawson or Smosh The Movie, Iron Lung is a fresh pizza on top of the garbage pile! Iron Lung was originally a short video game released in 2022 and it quickly grew in popularity, especially after Mark Fischbach (a.k.a. Markiplier) uploaded himself playing the game to his YouTube channel. About a year after the initial game’s release, Mark announced that he’d be adapting Iron Lung into his first theatrical feature film. Nearly three years later, we’ve officially dove deep into the blood ocean! Iron Lung was directed, edited, self financed and stars Markiplier as The Convict who is encased in a small, metal submarine forced to dive in the blood ocean. Due to the world being in a post-apocalyptic state, his task is to recover rare materials beneath the blood that are vital for the survival of the human race. While we do hear a few familiar voices from other YouTube personalities Valkyrae and Jacksepticeye, it’s mostly Mark on screen for the entire 2 hour runtime. His dramatic acting is hit and miss, but it would’ve been stronger without an expletive for every other word. Due to the simple plot, the story is mostly contained to one set and it aids in the overall feeling of being trapped, claustrophobic and alone. The set itself was actually a 9,000 pound box that was built on a rig, so the crew was able to manipulate the entire set to create some of the chaos at the climax. With the practical blood and a few other effects added to the mix, the setting of Iron Lung is eerie and effective. Unlike a few recent releases, Iron Lung also uses CGI well, especially in the darker moments.
While Iron Lung is an enjoyable experience, it’s a very slow burn in the beginning and many people looking for a science fiction horror like Alien might be fleeing for the exit sign early. There are a few scenes where the dialogue is almost completely drowned out by the musical score, so another pass on the sound mix would’ve been extremely beneficial. The dialogue does have realistic qualities, especially for a person in The Convict’s case but it feels too improvised. Someone directing Mark during the more demanding dramatic moments would’ve greatly improved his performance. In the end, Iron Lung is a solid first outing for a YouTube creator breaking into the film world. Markiplier was able to adapt the simple, short plot into a 2+ hour tension-fueled adventure. The film has its fair share of faults, but Mark shows promise with some creative ideas behind the camera. Strap in for the slow ride in Iron Lung and you’ll be rewarded with oceans of gore! Iron Lung is in theaters January 30th! Rating: 3.5/5 |
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