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STRANGE WORLD -- An Uninspired, Poorly-Written Misfire From Disney

11/21/2022

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Review by Cole Groth
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Photo: Walt Disney Animation Studios. © 2022 Disney. All Rights Reserved.
Disney’s been in a rut recently. Fans are increasingly tired of the MCU’s chaotic story, and their animated films aren’t as consistently praised as they were half a decade ago. After the disastrous Lightyear bombed at the box office, they’re looking to revitalize their fan base with Don Hall and Qui Nguyen’s Strange World. Unfortunately, Strange World is the worst animated film from Disney since Cars 3, and it’s not even close. A satisfactory musical score and a fun premise aren’t enough to save this from being a sanitized, poorly-paced, unbearable kids’ movie with terrible dialogue and flawed characters.

Strange World follows Searcher Clade (Jake Gyllenhaal), the son of a legendary macho explorer, Jaeger Clade (Dennis Quaid). After getting separated in his early twenties, Searcher became a farmer and settled down. While taking care of his family, the Clades get swept up on a journey into the fantastical world of Avalonia. As the Clades and fellow crew members learn, this world is strange. Nothing is as it seems as Searcher and his son, Ethan (Jaboukie Young-White), have to save civilization from an unknown entity. This summary might be enough to drag people to see the film, but its good fortunes go about that far. Legendary composer Henry Jackman can't even save the adventure sequences from being utterly dull with some great music.
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Photo: Walt Disney Animation Studios. © 2022 Disney. All Rights Reserved.
Is it too much to ask for a kids’ movie to have a good script? Qui Nguyen clearly doesn’t care, because this one sucks. With some of the worst dialogue in recent memory and horrible character development, Nguyen fundamentally misunderstands how families work. The Clades are a bizarre mismatch of personalities; none interact like ordinary people. Every character, without fail, is incredibly annoying. The dialogue between each character is cringe-worthy and cliché. Searcher is a weak man whose escapades grow increasingly pathetic. Jaeger is the most interesting, but the script constantly undermines him for being too macho compared to everybody else. Ethan is obnoxious, and Disney uses him being gay purely for brownie points which seems entirely inauthentic. Meridian Clade (Gabrielle Union), Ethan’s mother, is a generic leading woman with little sense of agency. The other crew members that join the expedition have nothing going on and only serve as unfunny comedic relief or generic characters to progress the story along. The best entity in the film is a dialogue-free blob named Splat who provides some genuinely funny comedic relief and cute moments. Still, for some reason, Nguyen decided that there needed to be a dog, too, which seems to provide the same cuteness as Splat.

Somewhat surprisingly, the animation is bland, too. It’s very colorful, which might lead audiences to believe that the animation is unique, but it’s anything but. Everything looks so sanitized and uninspired. Instead of going for a unique style, Disney has opted to make a movie that looks identical to Lightyear, which was also one of the uglier Pixar movies. If this was released in 2015, it could be an impressive feat of animation, but in 2022, audiences expect something truly magical. It’s hard to look at Strange World and think that this is the future of animation because, at best, it’s okay. Children might be entertained, but Disney used to create movies that the whole family could enjoy. Anybody over ten will have seen something much better in their lifetimes, which is a testament to how lackluster this is as a whole. Beyond the exciting environments, the character design is ugly and unoriginal. Most characters don’t match their voices, and the movements are exaggerated and annoying when they move their mouths.
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Photo: Walt Disney Animation Studios. © 2022 Disney. All Rights Reserved.
Strange World has received almost no marketing, and with the review embargo releasing only two days before the film releases to the public, one thing is clear: Disney knows it has a dud on its hands because this movie is an amalgamation of the worst characteristics of animation. It’s a corporate-generated, ugly, boring movie that should embarrass producer Roy Conli. With an estimated $120 million budget, this film is currently tracking to make less than $100 million during its run. Strange World will be an enormous bomb for Disney, and it deserves nothing less than to crash and burn. I usually advocate for films succeeding at the box office, but if Disney is willing to put so little effort into their movies, why should they be rewarded simply for their title? Do not even wait for this film to release on Disney+; it would be a more prudent use of your time to watch almost any other movie on the platform instead. Like the world that the Clades wanted to explore, society will forget about this movie within a few weeks of its release.

Strange World releases exclusively in theaters on November 23rd.

Rating: 1/5
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DEVOTION -- A Crowd-Pleasing Korean War Movie

11/21/2022

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Review by Camden Ferrell
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After a summer dominated by Top Gun: Maverick, it’s hard to dismiss the surface level similarities between that and Devotion, a new biographical war movie coming out this week. However, this is an entirely different story, based on a novel about the real events surrounding Jesse Brown, an African American pioneer in military aviation. Directed by J.D. Dillard this is a crowd-pleasing and occasionally emotional war movie that will be lots of fun for audiences of all ages while teaching them about real life military heroes.
 
Jesse Brown and Tom Hudner are naval aviators during the Korean War, a conflict that isn’t as talked about as other American conflicts of the time. Together, they form a bond while dealing with their jobs as aviators and the dangers and complications that come from such a profession. This is a pretty straightforward war movie that has strong potential for entertainment due to its subject matter and authentic nature.
 
The movie makes it pretty clear from the start that it solely wants to play by the book in terms of its writing. This is the first feature screenplay from Jake Crane and Jonathan Stewart, and it’s content to play it safe and stick to traditional filming conventions. And this is where I think the movie works best. It doesn’t need to subvert expectations. For a movie like this, a no-frills approach to writing worked well for what it’s worth and was able to adequately tell the story at hand.
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The acting was surprisingly the strongest aspect of this movie. In a war movie, you expect the action and tension to be the most interesting part, but both Jonathan Majors and Glen Powell command the screen throughout. Their performances are nuanced, unique, and they both have remarkable chemistry on screen together.
 
The movie also boasts some amazing aerial action that (while not being nearly as great as that of Top Gun: Maverick) is quite engaging and thrilling. It has some great tension and suspense to keep viewers on the edge of their seats, and it makes for some great blockbuster entertainment. There are some scenes that feel a little cheesy throughout, but overall, it does a great job of educating viewers about these real-life people and events while still making a fun and crowd-pleasing blockbuster that entertains above all else.
 
Devotion is a fun movie for all audiences and is able to tackle interesting themes about racism and privilege during this period of American history. Bolstered by great action, some emotional punches, and a great set of leading performances, this is a war movie that is worth checking out this Thanksgiving.
 
Devotion is in theaters November 23.
 
Rating: 4/5
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TAURUS -- A Failed Starring Vehicle for Colson Baker

11/18/2022

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Review by Sean Boelman
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Taurus is the type of film whose existence is merely a gimmick, banking on the popularity of its lead star as a musician to bring the project a higher profile. While it might be an interesting experiment for writer-director Tim Sutton, it fails due to the lack of capability of lead actor Colson Baker (better known as Machine Gun Kelly).

The film follows the final days of a rising star in the music industry as he attempts to find the inspiration to make one last song. It’s a concept that will intrigue many, particularly if you are a fan of Machine Gun Kelly’s music, but it’s done in such a meandering, derivative way that it is difficult to enjoy.

There is also the fact that the film is extraordinarily dour. Granted, Baker’s public persona is all  about being unhinged, but that personality is not something that an entire feature film should be built around. Sutton takes the film entirely seriously, rather than making it a satire, and that was maybe the biggest mistake he could have made.

Baker is playing a character that is obviously not too far from home here — a disillusioned rockstar soul-searching for inspiration — but that feeling of authenticity does not necessarily equal a good performance. There is very little emotion to Baker’s delivery, and as such, it’s really difficult to connect with the character.
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It would be nice if the character were written with any significant depth, but this is yet another story of a tortured artist. Sutton’s attempts to do something more ambitious with the script and create an almost dreamscape-like feel does not help, as it begins to feel frustratingly ambiguous at points.

However, perhaps the worst thing about the film is that it seems to think it is brilliant and profound, yet it has nothing new to add to the conversation about fame. This is a cautionary tale the likes of which we have seen hundreds of times before, and the only thing that makes it unique is the gimmick of having Baker play a character similar to himself.

It's a shame, because there are some genuinely interesting ideas happening here creatively. The cinematography and atmosphere are immersive and well-crafted, drawing us into the world of the protagonist. And the soundtrack, featuring music by MGK, is pretty solid too (if you are a fan of his music, of course).

Taurus is ultimately a gigantic waste of time. As a starring vehicle for Baker, it can get a bit of slack because he does fit the role perfectly. However, he simply does not have the charisma or star power to carry a film on his own — at least not yet.

Taurus is now in theaters and on VOD.

​Rating: 1.5/5
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THE LAST MANHUNT -- A Seemingly Low-Stakes Thriller Based on True Events

11/18/2022

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Review by Joseph Fayed
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​When it comes to Westerns and Native Americans, films tend to fall under familiar tropes which more often than not can be perceived as offensive. It is a nice surprise to see a film such as The Last Manhunt revolve around a real person and with as much Native influence as possible behind the scenes. Unfortunately, this attempt to reshape the narrative around Willie Boy is too stagnant to tell the story it is meant to tell. 

Willie Boy is a Chemehuevi long distance runner in love with Carlota. Carlota's father disapproves of their relationship. Willie Boy and Carlota try to run away, and when her father confronts them, Willie Boy accidentally shoots him. This results in the two being pursued by the local sheriff and his posse. In the chase through the Mojave desert that ensues, lives are forever altered. 

While at surface level, it may seem that the story of Willie Boy may be interesting, the manhunt we see portrayed focuses on style more than substance. The cinematography is stunning and really captures the beauty of the Old West. Set against that gorgeous backdrop, feels like a half polished story. Willie Boy and Carlota are very quickly side tracked as, the film shifts most of its focus to the team behind the manhunt. The local sheriff, played by director Christian Camargo, stands out because he is the only one given any kind of backstory. 
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The brutality of the manhunt was touched upon throughout the film's runtime. It takes note of the films setting and provides us with some of the best moments in the film. How the elements effect the characters provides them the emotional backbone the dull script fails to provide them with. Jason Momoa received a story credit for this film and has a supporting role in it as well. But don't let any promotional posters fool you, his brief amount of screentime contributes nothing to the overall plot. The young man working at the local newspaper who follows the manhunt as part of a cover story he is working on added more of a thrill than any shoot out scene. 

While certain elements of the story were specifically adapted for the screen such as Willie Boy and Carlota's ultimate fates, the forces behind this film failed to make an interesting Western thriller based on a real, interesting person. Despite the appearances of several talented actors, their performances are wasted by lackluster dialogue and action you have seen in many previous Westerns. The Last Manhunt is a different take on the life and manhunt of Willie Boy that dries up under the Mojave sun. 

The Last Manhunt is now available on VOD.


Rating: 1.5/5
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WEDNESDAY -- A Great Turn From Jenna Ortega Isn't the Only Highlight Here

11/18/2022

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Review by Dan Skip Allen
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Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams in episode 101 of Wednesday. Courtesy Of Netflix © 2022.
Miles Miller and Alfred Gough were on a high while their show Smallville was doing great. They haven't hit it big since, even though they have been doing other shows like The Shannara Chronicles and Into the Badlands. When they reached out to the master of darkness himself, Tim Burton, their next project, Wednesday — based on the character from The Addams Family — bore fruit. When Nexflix jumped on board, this series saw the light of day. Has it been worth the wait? Let's see.

Wednesday (Jenna Ortega) isn't your average teenager. She has a penchant for wearing black clothes and a sense of the macabre. She's into dark things like going to funerals or getting revenge on her brother's tormentors by putting a bag of piranhas in a swimming pool so they can chew off their testicles. That's the kind of girl she is, though. Darkness follows her as she's expelled from one school where she didn't fit in and ends up at another school called Nevermore Academy. She fits in perfectly, except her curious nature gets her into trouble wherever she goes.

Tim Burton brings his dark sense of nature, which he's famous for, to this series that you would have thought he'd already have directed, but he didn't. Barry Sonnenfeld directed the two previous films based on The Addams Family, and the animated films, although still produced by MGM, are directed by Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon. This show is an MGM production airing on Netflix, so there is some flexibility with the structure of the series. This show is a mixture of a CW show and a Harry Potter film.

Part of what made the other films based on this IP is the cast, and Wednesday doesn't mess around in that regard, either. Gomez and Morticia Addams are portrayed by two big-name actors: Luis Guzman and Catherine Zeta-Jones. They are pretty fun to see as these characters. The title character Wednesday is played by Jenna Ortega. She has had some mild success with The Fallout, Scream, and X. These are all things she was good in, but she wasn't necessarily the star. Wednesday put her to the test with the commitment she needs to make as this popular character. She passes the test with flying colors.
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(L to R) Catherine Zeta-Jones as Morticia Adams, Luis Guzmán as Gomez Addams in episode 101 of Wednesday. Courtesy Of Netflix © 2022.
The rest of the cast, played by some famous people, are pretty good as well. The school headmistress Larissa Weems is played by Gwendoline Christie of Game of Thrones fame. She is a thorn in Wednesday's side as soon as she is admitted to this Nevermore Academy. As we all know, Christina Ricci played Wednesday in the '90s movies, but she plays a normie teacher who is not a monster or creature character who seems a little too nice for her own good. There are also a lot of kid characters in the show. Emma Myers plays Enid Sinclair, Wednesday's roommate. They are nothing alike, but they seem to find a liking for each other despite their differences. Two love interest characters, Tyler and Xavier (Hunter Doohan and Percy Hynes White), have their ups and downs with Wednesday throughout the series. They are good young actors, though. The list goes on and on, including a guest appearance by Fred Armisen as Uncle Fester and Jamie McShane as the Jerico town Sheriff Donovan.

With Miller and Gough as the show creator, they can also add series writers to their titles. They took a popular IP and added a touch of romance, mystery, and murder from 25 years ago involving Wednesday's parents to the show. The series had a lot of intriguing moments involving werewolves, monsters, and various events that made it a lot of fun throughout. A crazy canoe race, a scary birthday party, and many gory deaths from some kind of monster have Wednesday, the authorities, school officials, and students baffled. The mystery involved is very interesting and keeps the characters guessing throughout the eight-episode show. The audience watching will definitely enjoy all the twists and turns the series brings.

Wednesday brings all the flavor of a Tim Burton-directed film. He directed the first two episodes of the series before others got their opportunity. The dark, macabre nature of the series lends itself perfectly to this character and her world Miller and Gough expanded upon. The visuals are just incredible, and the score by Dany Elfman is amazing. He knows just what to do on a series like this. His unique style works very well opposite Burton's. Wednesday is coming out a little late for the Halloween season, but it's not too late for fans looking for a wildly entertaining show for the Thanksgiving Holiday weekend. It's a good change of pace from all the football that families will be watching. This is the show of the fall season so far, and I hope it gets renewed for another season. It deserves it.

Wednesday streams on Netflix beginning November 23.


Rating: 4.5/5
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