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Review by Adam Donato  It wouldn’t be January without some schlocky horror movie leading the way. Primate does the honors in 2026. From the director of the 47 Meters Down duology comes another animal based horror flick about a chimp who goes crazy after contracting rabies. The cast is mostly just a bunch of newbies, except for Oscar winner Troy Kotsur. The box office doesn’t have any heavy hitter horror movies as it’s been over a month since Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 and We Bury the Dead was dead on arrival last week. Cinephiles have been referring to Primate as the Gordy from Nope solo film. Can this B movie have enough fun and good scares to get horror fans into the cinemas at the start of this new year? Primate delivers on its promise. The chimp is an absolute monster. Unlike the Anaconda remake, it follows in the footsteps of the original Anaconda by having its creature be practical as often as possible. Being able to see that the creature was captured in camera goes a long way in the character’s effectiveness and believability. Ben the chimp is a monkey possessed, not unlike a terminator. It’s been a minute since we’ve had such a fun and original horror creature. The majority of the cast is monkey fodder, but the clear standout is Troy Kotsur. It’s crazy that he hasn’t done many movies since CODA. He’s oozing in personality and is easily likable. This movie thrives when either the monkey is going crazy or Troy Kotsur is on screen. Here’s to hoping he shows up more often.  Now it’s not Shakespeare. It’s a silly, dumb, and fun horror movie. All the characters are unbelievably stupid. At one point there’s clearly broken glass all over the floor and every single character is determined to walk through it barefoot. Audiences are sure to be yelling at the screen because of the foolishness of the characters, but that’s because they’re into it. The situation that this group of friends find themselves in is hysterically absurd and dangerous. There is a crazy amount of gore here as well. There’s no holding back with this one. Primate swings for the fences and delivers a damn good ride.
While some may not have the stomach for Primate, horror fans should be able to have a fun time with the movie. At times it’s laugh out loud funny. No, you shouldn’t take the crazy monkey movie too seriously. Good schlock like this is incredibly fun. The audience at the test screening was frequently audibly reacting at how outrageous this movie had the balls to be. 2026 is gonna be a great year at the movies and Primate is keeping things off to a good start. Primate is in theaters January 9. Rating: 4/5
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Review by Adam Donato  Is there an actor in the world with more stock than Timothee Chalamet? Last year he starred in one of the defining blockbusters of the decade and gave Adrien Brody a run for his money at the Oscars. Just one year later and he’s at the head of the Best Actor race once again. Leading him to the promised land is Josh Safdie, who was formerly half of the Safdie brothers duo. The two decided to split this time around. Benny Safdie directed The Rock in The Smashing Machine in October, but Josh Safdie gets Timothee Chalamet with a prime Christmas release date. The Smashing Machine had to deal with the likes of Tron: Ares at the box office, meanwhile Marty Supreme is in the wake of Avatar: Fire and Ash. If word of mouth is as expected, then Marty Supreme can be the best bridesmaid of the box office. This has to be the year, right? Timothee Chalamet delivers arguably the best performance of his already illustrious career as a fictionalized version of famous tennis player, Marty Reisman. The propaganda about how Chalamet had ping pong tables on his sets for the past six years is an undeniable level of commitment to this role. It seems like the perfect narrative for Chalamet to get his first Oscar. His character is so enduring here in a similar way to previous Safdie protagonists. It's a very physical and funny performance. His charm and eccentricity reaches peak capacity here. The Academy has a reputation of waiting until the greats are due so if he almost won last year, then this could easily be his time in the sun.  It wasn’t like there was some messy break up between Josh and Benny Safdie. Their solo movies are both sports biopics with special lead performances. While Benny delivered a very good movie, Josh gave us one of the best movies of the year. Marty Supreme will be a major player this awards season and deserves every bit of it. It’s an intense rollercoaster that also happens to be one of the funniest movies of the year. The only hang up in the Best Picture pursuit is its lack of heavier pertinent themes. Instead, Marty Supreme is just focused on being one wild ride. It’s definitely in the familiar Safdie brothers formula. An insatiable and relentless man actively pursues excess, but is constantly forced to take two steps back after every step forward. The unofficial trilogy of Good Time, Uncut Gems, and Marty Supreme is punctuated with an exclamation point.
There’s a litany of standout supporting roles in Marty Supreme. It’s the film debut of both Tyler, the Creator and Kevin O’Leary, who are both fantastic. Tyler has always been known for his larger than life personality and makes a definite impression during his time in the film. O’Leary of Shark Tank fame fits perfectly as this cruel and vindictive business man. This is the first non Marvel movie of Gwyneth Paltrow in over a decade. Her and Odessa A’zion will both be competing for supporting actress. These two women are the driving force for Chalamet’s character throughout the film. Every performance in this movie knocks it out of the park. They all bring fun, scares, and heartbreak to Marty Supreme. Marty Supreme is A24’s most expensive film to date and the investment was worth it from a quality perspective. The marketing campaign has already been up to some good stuff as Chalamet is leading the charge. He’s one of the only legitimately undeniable movie stars and this is primed to be his moment for the gold. Josh Safdie’s solo career is off to an absolute bang. It’s one of the best movies of the year and deserves to be seen in a theater this Christmas. Marty Supreme will be in theaters on December 25. Rating: 5/5 Review by Adam Donato  James L. Brooks is back in the director’s chair for the first time in fifteen years with Ella Mccay. It’s about a young woman’s political pursuit for the good of the people, while juggling the complicated loved ones in her life. Emma Mackey plays the title character and is surrounded by an ensemble of great names. The film opens between the Thanksgiving and Christmas rush of awards hopeful films so carving out a piece of the box office will be a tall task. Can Brooks recapture the magic of his earlier hits in his return? While Ella McCay has a lot of bumps in the road, it’s an inoffensive dramedy with a good amount of laughs to get you through it. The strength of the movie also seems to be its biggest detriment. The film is trying to juggle many different storylines and few feel like they get fully fleshed out. That being said, throw enough darts and you’re more likely to hit something. Some of the storylines hit home and provide a lot of laughs, but the ones that don’t hit are dreadful. Specifically the husband and the brother. These characters weigh the film down like an anchor. They’re awkward, unreasonable, and just downright annoying. Everything really grinds to a halt when they're on screen.  Where the true value of the film lies is in its good hearted nature. Ella is such an endearing and likable character. She’s constantly trying to bite off more than she can chew, but for the best reasons. Mackey delivers a solid performance as the lead and has good chemistry with several costars. Jamie Lee Curtis and Albert Brooks being the standouts. This duo act as her parental figures throughout the film guiding her through the tribulations in her life. Julie Kavner is great as the narrator of the film and has several hilarious highlights. Kumail Nanjiani and especially Ayo Edibiri have little to nothing to do here. Not that they’re bad in the film, but they’re definitely the fat in the script. Woody Harrelson is surprisingly underutilized in the film especially since he’s so heavily featured in the marketing. Jack Lowden and especially Spike Fearn are terrible anchors weighing the film down.
Ella McCay seems to already have its detractors, but it’s an overreaction. It’s a passable drama with some really good comedic bits throughout. The story is certainly scatterbrained, but there’s good intentions in the soul of the film. It’s not worth prioritizing in the theater, but there’s worse things to flip on while streaming. Maybe the best days of Brooks are behind him. Ella McCay is in theaters on December 12. Rating: 3/5 Review by Adam Donato  Oh the fall from grace that Disney Animation Studios has experienced in the past decade. They used to be the class of animation, but now they are hit or miss. Three of their last four original movies have been critical and box office flops. Their last three sequels have been huge box office hits, but aren’t widely well received. They haven’t had an undisputed overall hit since, well, 2016 when Zootopia and Moana were both home runs. Luckily, Zootopia 2 was planned as a sequel all along, whereas Moana 2 was a converted Disney+ show. Zootopia had their own Disney+ show with ten minute episodes focused on favorite side characters from the movie. The first Zootopia movie made a billion dollars and won Best Animated Feature at the Oscars, which is a disgustingly high bar to reach. Can Judy, Nick, and company recapture the magic with another fun buddy cop adventure? An unnecessary Zootopia sequel is somehow less offensive than most other Disney cash grab sequels. There’s a new case this time around that further challenges the relationship between the two leads and explores different settings in this animal world. The relationship drama is totally just going through the motions. One of the big jokes is just them eloquently explaining their deep seeded personal issues, which just acts as a lazy substitute for actual character development. There’s really only one new location that is explored. The whole story is about how there’s a snake in Zootopia for the first time in forever so one of the locations they go to is this swamp like terrain where reptiles can live on the down low. Feels like a missed opportunity to not explore more places to make this world feel even bigger and make this movie feel more epic.  Ginnifer Goodwin and Jason Bateman are back together again to collect another paycheck. Their dynamic is nowhere near as fun this time around. The big new addition to the cast is Ke Huy Quan as Gary De’Snake. He does a great job voice acting here due to his infectious personality and signature voice. Comedian Fortune Feimster also shines as Nibbles Maplestick, a beaver who helps our heroes on their journey. Two new additions that were disappointing are Andy Samberg and Patrick Warburton. Both are veteran voice actors, which makes their inclusion just feel lazy as they’re not doing anything new here.
The story of this sequel feels like it retreads the themes from the first movie. In the first movie, the themes about racism felt much more effective. Especially since there it directly involved our main characters whereas the case this time around isn’t personal for our heroes at all. The reveal of this film is blatantly obvious right from the jump. It also just feels haphazardly thrown together at the end. There’s that shot from the first teaser trailer of a hooded figure towering above our heroes and that’s not a scene in this movie. Feels reminiscent of Frozen II where the movie wasn’t finished until right before the deadline. In every single way, Zootopia 2 is inferior to the first movie. A phoned in sequel that would be a good television season, but falters as a proper follow up to the first film. There’s a high floor as there’s plenty of silly animal puns and fun adventure sequences to keep family audiences happy. It’s a cute enough watch, but not one that adults can revisit like the first movie was. It’ll be lucky to get a Best Animated Feature nomination, but will likely still crush at the box office. It’s safe to wait for this one on Disney+ if you’re not already a fan. Zootopia 2 is in theaters on November 26. Rating: 3/5 Review by Adam Donato  One of the biggest players during last year’s awards season was The Brutalist from Brady Corbet. His co-writer and producer, Mona Fastvold, takes her turn in the director’s chair for The Testament of Ann Lee. Corbet, in turn, co-writes and produces here. Amanda Seyfried famously lobbied to play Glinda in Wicked and now stars in an opposing awards hopeful musical. Young stars Lewis Pullman and Thomasin McKenzie round out the cast of this historical musical drama. The movie tells the story of the woman who founded the Shaker Movement. Can The Testament of Ann Lee compete this awards season? The best decision The Testament of Ann Lee made was to make this into a musical. It’s awkward watching this so close to seeing Wicked: For Good because this movie is on a whole other level. The scenes depicting their worship method are absolutely electrifying. A lot of credit goes to the dance choreography and the framing. The songs feel like incantations pulling you into this cult like religion. The rest of the movie plays a lot more like a typical historical biopic so these musical and dance sequences inject life into the movie. It’s a clear case of doing so much with so little. Several songs that are sure to make it onto the playlist.  Amanda Seyfried hasn’t really had her moment in the sun. The Emmy winner was nominated for an Oscar for Mank in 2021, but that’s the only nomination to her name. It will be a major snub if this performance is not prioritized this awards season. Her performance is reminiscent of Maria Falconetti in The Passion of Joan of Arc. Both play these strong-willed female characters who claim to have prophetic visions. It’s at times a very physical performance as Seyfried’s character is put through the ringer here. It’s the best performance of her career so far. She has a more commercial role in The Housemaid, coming out during the Christmas season, which will hopefully draw attention to a much smaller movie like this. A handful of nominations would help, too.
The Testament of Ann Lee is the best musical of the awards season and deserves to be seen in a theater. Corbet and Fastvold are a winning duo and hopefully continue the momentum from The Brutalist. Musical veteran at this point, Amanda Seyfried makes her case for the Best Actress Oscar this awards season. It’s not your typical historical biopic. The Testament of Ann Lee will be in theaters on December 25. Rating: 4/5 |