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Review by Steve Barton II If you were told to think of the first word that comes to mind when you hear “Ballerina”, what would you say? Beautiful tutus, classical music, tiny shoes that strike horror into any size 13 foot and several other characteristics of these artists and their craft. Pretty Lethal has all of these elements plus an unexpected twist of being extremely violent! Pretty Lethal follows a group of ballerinas as they travel across Hungary on their way to a competition in Budapest. After their bus breaks down, they are taken in by the people of the Teremok Inn and the girls quickly realize that these nice people are actually a gang of criminals who only want to cause them harm. Pretty Lethal was a complete surprise with how much fun the watching experience was! It began like many similar movies with a simple setup to introduce the characters and get them to the uniquely designed Teremok Inn. Once the major inciting incident happens, the girls are forced to take action and the insanity levels begin to rise to levels previously thought impossible for a ballerina film! The shock to the system with its tone can only be compared to 2015’s Green Room and the insanely violent battle for survival. Pretty Lethal still has its unique look with its dynamic camera that sweeps through the incredibly choreographed dances and fights. The editing also amplifies those scenes with perfectly placed music to add wordless punchlines to moments that will make anyone giggle. The precision of how these scenes were carefully crafted have a similar feel to Edgar Wright’s style in the bar scene from Shaun of the Dead. While Uma Thurman does provide the star power for Pretty Lethal and delivers a powerful performance, the group of young women really steal the show. The whole group filled their roles perfectly and their commitment to the dance and fight choreography should be recognized and praised. Major props to Millicent Simmonds for her performance and how her on-screen presence has grown so much since we first met her in A Quiet Place back in 2018. Maddie Ziegler came from a dancing background (even being on Lifetime's Dance Moms as a child), so she was able to bring a level of authenticity for the main protagonist and made it believable when she ultimately rose up to become the hero.
Ultimately, Pretty Lethal is a stylized action/thriller that will satisfy most genre fans. With incredible action sequences, buckets of blood, colorful characters and unpredictable moments it’s hard to imagine not having fun while watching this film. Some of the dialogue might be considered “cringe” with how obvious and cheesy it sounds, but it also felt like it was intended to make the audience wince and be in on the joke itself. There was even a moment where an adversary reacted to one of those lines how the audience would and if Pretty Lethal had been released in theaters, it would’ve been a roar-inducing moment among the crowd! If movie night is approaching and you’re scanning the streamers to find a 90-minute thrill ride, look no further than Pretty Lethal! Pretty Lethal is now available on Prime Video! Rating: 4/5
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Review by Chadd Clubine The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is a genuine surprise, building on the first film while smoothing over many of its shortcomings. Though the sequel isn’t without its flaws, they’re far less noticeable this time around. At a brisk 90 minutes, the film moves at a lively pace, making it easy to stay fully engaged from start to finish. With the world already established, the sequel confidently dives deeper, delivering more of what fans have been hoping to see. While the original succeeded by occasionally embracing that spirit, this installment commits to it completely, resulting in a more consistent and satisfying experience. The film takes a while to get going, but once it does, it never slows down. When it comes to a sequel, it should be a continuation, but still feel like its own thing. That’s how this film feels. Much like the first film, this one still has its cliches in the way it tries to invest viewers emotionally and in how it tries to remind you of what happened in the prior film. On top of that, there does seem to be some new added lore that makes it a bit confusing to start off with, and understanding where the film will go from there. Fortunately, it not only makes sense later on, but it gives the characters more to do. The film juggles two parallel storylines: Mario and Luigi team up with the newly introduced Yoshi on one path, while Princess Peach and Toad take on another. This split gives each character more room to shine, naturally setting the stage for their stories to converge later on. Yoshi easily steals the show—while his introduction feels a bit tacked on and raises a few plot holes, his presence brings a lot of energy and fun to the adventure. Meanwhile, Princess Peach is given more depth and agency, with her actions playing a crucial role in the story and offering a stronger point of connection, especially through both her combat abilities and her narrative importance. The animation is just as strong as in the first film, but this time it stands out even more thanks to the dynamic camerawork. The movie frequently pushes into what feels like extended, one-take sequences, adding a sense of momentum and immersion. Rather than relying on a single standout action set piece, it delivers several, each helping to keep the energy high throughout. Combined with vibrant animation, it reinforces why this franchise works so well in animated form. That said, the format occasionally leans too heavily into childish humor that doesn’t always land. But when the film pulls back and embraces jokes that resonate with both kids and adults, it finds a sweet spot that makes it feel like a genuinely all-ages experience. While the sequel may not deliver as many iconic moments as the first film, it makes up for it with a more consistent level of entertainment and stronger thematic depth. Bowser, in particular, is given meaningful growth, as the story challenges him both as a leader and as a father. Through his relationship with Bowser Jr., the film explores what it means to be a parent and how his choices shape his son’s perspective. At the same time, the developing romance between Mario and Princess Peach is clear without feeling overbearing, adding a light emotional thread that never comes across as forced. Overall, The Super Mario Galaxy Movie feels like a sequel that genuinely took the first film’s criticisms to heart, delivering something more refined and truer to the spirit of the games. It stands well on its own, making it easy for newcomers to jump in without needing to revisit the original. Yoshi emerges as the clear MVP, while Princess Peach is given far more depth and agency, making her an even more engaging and relatable presence. Even when the humor doesn’t always land, the film more than compensates with its stunning animation, dynamic action, and stronger thematic focus, cementing it as one of the year’s most surprising standouts so far. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is in theaters April 1st! RATING: 3.5/5
Review by Chadd Clubine Anytime Zazie Beetz appears in a project, it instantly feels worth watching. She remains one of the most underrated actresses working today, consistently stealing the spotlight regardless of the size of her role. Thankfully, this time she’s been given a true leading part—one that fully showcases her range and charisma—and hopefully opens the door to many more opportunities at the forefront. The film’s opening initially feels like a familiar cliché we’ve seen many times before. Given the true direction of the story, starting this way not only stretches the runtime, but momentarily pulls focus from the central plot. While its purpose becomes clearer later, the film might have been stronger had it jumped straight into the core narrative. That said, it eventually circles back to the opening in a way that justifies its inclusion—one of the rare instances where a flashback feels necessary without relying on forced exposition. The film’s marketing does an excellent job of making it feel like a must-see, largely because of how much it holds back. But stripped of that mystery, the simplest way to describe it is this: imagine if Quentin Tarantino directed The Raid. The result is absolute chaos—in the best way. From its inventive camerawork to its unflinching violence, the film feels wildly unrestrained. Director Kirill Sokolov emerges as a bold new voice in the action genre, one who never settles for anything less than his vision. The camera transforms tight, confined spaces into something dynamic and expansive, while the brutality is so sharp and surprising that it feeds directly into the film’s dark, offbeat humor. The film is packed with inventive action set pieces that push the genre forward, carving out something fresh and distinctly its own within the action landscape. While the film’s opening may initially feel like a cliché, it ultimately reveals a surprisingly heartfelt story about a sister trying to make amends by saving her sibling from something far more dangerous than anything she’s faced before. By sending Beetz’s character to prison, the film cleverly equips her with the skills she’ll need for that rescue. It does take some time for Myha’la to appear as her sister, but once she does, their dynamic comes into sharp focus, grounding the emotional core of the story. Even with limited screen time, the film effectively builds their relationship, making you invest in their bond and root for Beetz to succeed—especially as the true nature of the villains begins to unfold. The third act is still undeniably fun, but it begins to tip into excess, becoming a bit too ridiculous for its own good. While the visuals remain striking, the heightened goofiness makes it harder to stay emotionally invested in what’s unfolding. There’s also a key reveal that aims for impact, but doesn’t quite land, largely because it never feels like the outcome is truly in doubt. With a more developed villain and a greater focus on tension and genuine surprises over humor, the film could have delivered a much stronger, more satisfying finale. Overall, They Will Kill You delivers on its promise. The narrative can feel a bit uneven at times, but it finds its strength in the emotional throughline between Beetz and Myha’la’s characters. The action is the true standout, packed with set pieces that, while clearly inspired, still feel inventive and creatively executed. At just 90 minutes, it’s time well spent. They Will Kill You is now playing in theaters. RATING: 3.5/5
Review by Chadd Clubine Forbidden Fruits feels like something sealed in a ’90s time capsule and only just unearthed for modern theaters. That retro quality gives it a distinct charm—one that helps smooth over some of the film’s weaker elements. Despite a large and talented cast, its look and sound can feel dated at times, but it ultimately leans into a tone that works in its favor and suits the story it’s trying to tell. Led by an all-star cast, each performer feels fully in sync with the tone director and co-writer Meredith Alloway is aiming for. Lili Reinhart delivers one of her most memorable performances to date, navigating a character layered with misdirection that builds toward an unpredictable conclusion. While Victoria Pedretti and Alexandra Shipp bring their usual presence and deliver standout moments, it’s Lola Tung who truly breaks through, turning in a performance that’s likely to earn her wider recognition. There’s a lot packed into this film—arguably enough to have been better explored in a longer-form TV series. Still, having this level of talent assembled for a theatrical release feels like a small miracle, especially given how rare projects like this have become. The constantly gliding dolly shots and the stylized set design can, at times, give it the appearance of a student film. On paper, that might seem like a drawback, but it ultimately becomes part of the film’s appeal, lending it a distinct charm that many viewers will likely embrace as camp. It’s clear how comfortable the cast is under Meredith Alloway’s direction, fully committing to the film’s offbeat tone. It weaves together elements of comedy and mystery, gradually leaning into its genre influences. With Shudder behind its distribution, the film ultimately delivers the kind of bold, unexpected turn the platform is known for. When it gets there, it lands one of the most unpredictable moments in the entire story—one that gives Final Destination a run for its money. In that instant, anything feels possible, and the film is all the better for embracing that unpredictability. Based on where the film leaves off, it clearly has a sequel in mind. Whether that actually happens is uncertain, given the film’s smaller scale. Any continuation would likely need to take a bold, different approach to justify extending the story. The ending itself lands on a strong note, but the post-credits scene lingers a bit too long, undercutting some of that impact. That’s where a TV series could really do this story justice. There’s a wealth of untapped potential where it could go from here, with more room to explore its ideas and characters. Overall, Forbidden Fruits leans into a bygone era in a way that gives it a distinct, offbeat charm. The core cast delivers across the board, with Lili Reinhart turning in one of her strongest performances to date and Lola Tung further proving herself beyond The Summer I Turned Pretty. Fans of this particular blend of genres may find a new cult favorite here, while horror audiences, in particular, will likely be caught off guard by the film’s many surprises. Forbidden Fruits in now playing in theaters. RATING: 3/5
THE AI DOC: OR HOW I BECAME AN APOCALOPTIMIST - - If This Is The Future, Where’s The Exit?3/28/2026 Review by Steve Barton II The explosion of artificial intelligence and its swift grip on the entire world is absolutely terrifying and no one seems to have an answer for how to slow it down. You could poll a room of 20 people and more than likely every single individual would have a different reaction or understanding of A.I. and its impact on the environment/society as a whole. In The AI Doc: Or How I Became an Apocaloptimist, the main director, Daniel Roher is bringing new life into this chaotic new world of artificial intelligence and is searching for the answers to all of these huge questions around it and the future of the world for his son. Daniel interviews several individuals from around the spectrum of AI, from the pessimistic perspective of letting it grow without stricter safeguards, the folks who blissfully believe in a coexistence future with robots utopia and a few of the CEOs of the companies themselves to shed more light upon their intentions and overall goals. The AI Doc is well-crafted by being shot crisp and professionally. It's edited brilliantly with engaging B-roll and awesome scene transitions. The narrator being Daniel’s wife and having their back and forth certainly aided in the emotional connection to the film itself and you feel their concern for their unborn child and his future because of the artificial intelligence boom. Daniel including the bit about his father’s cancer and how AI could help find a cure for him was one of the few times where the argument could almost flip even the biggest AI skeptic. The AI Doc’s biggest mark against itself is how Daniel conducts and takes in the interviews themselves. When you have someone on the level of Sam Altman sitting in front of you and you claim to have the desire to answer the big questions, why come out with such softballs? It hardly felt like there was any pressure or contention on him, and it was more of an advertisement and PR moment for these CEOs. These are the folks signing off on huge data centers that are depleting natural resources, yet Daniel asks them about growth in technology. There are several moments where Daniel should’ve just shaved his head bald and jumped in an ice bath, because he fully embodied Joe Rogan and his chameleon interview style. If you truly don’t think you know the right questions or would rather be liked by these people and not ask the “real” questions, don’t make this documentary. Wasting everyone's time with such surface level questioning was embarrassing and often induced involuntary eyerolls.
Overall, The AI Doc: Or How I Became an Apocaloptimist is a well-intentioned documentary that missed the mark. The film has a fun style and moves well in the edit, but the information itself doesn’t present anything all that new. Providing the opposing sides and their arguments was good, but Daniel never went far enough in either direction to get anything new or interesting. Someone with no knowledge of artificial intelligence can walk away from this and feel fulfilled, but others will find it shallow and lacking the punch it desperately needed. Daniel poses the question to interviewee on if now is a good time to have a child and while most people said it was, the film itself doesn’t even believe that. The AI Doc: Or How I Became an Apocaloptimist is available in theaters starting March 27th! Rating: 2/5 |
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