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Review by Steve Barton II Since its launch in 2005, YouTube has grown exponentially as an entertainment platform and a hub of many cultures. It has also grown several household stars who end up penetrating the more traditional media channels like music, television and film. While there have been plenty of abysmal misses like Logan Paul’s Airplane Mode, Not Cool from Shane Dawson or Smosh The Movie, Iron Lung is a fresh pizza on top of the garbage pile! Iron Lung was originally a short video game released in 2022 and it quickly grew in popularity, especially after Mark Fischbach (a.k.a. Markiplier) uploaded himself playing the game to his YouTube channel. About a year after the initial game’s release, Mark announced that he’d be adapting Iron Lung into his first theatrical feature film. Nearly three years later, we’ve officially dove deep into the blood ocean! Iron Lung was directed, edited, self financed and stars Markiplier as The Convict who is encased in a small, metal submarine forced to dive in the blood ocean. Due to the world being in a post-apocalyptic state, his task is to recover rare materials beneath the blood that are vital for the survival of the human race. While we do hear a few familiar voices from other YouTube personalities Valkyrae and Jacksepticeye, it’s mostly Mark on screen for the entire 2 hour runtime. His dramatic acting is hit and miss, but it would’ve been stronger without an expletive for every other word. Due to the simple plot, the story is mostly contained to one set and it aids in the overall feeling of being trapped, claustrophobic and alone. The set itself was actually a 9,000 pound box that was built on a rig, so the crew was able to manipulate the entire set to create some of the chaos at the climax. With the practical blood and a few other effects added to the mix, the setting of Iron Lung is eerie and effective. Unlike a few recent releases, Iron Lung also uses CGI well, especially in the darker moments.
While Iron Lung is an enjoyable experience, it’s a very slow burn in the beginning and many people looking for a science fiction horror like Alien might be fleeing for the exit sign early. There are a few scenes where the dialogue is almost completely drowned out by the musical score, so another pass on the sound mix would’ve been extremely beneficial. The dialogue does have realistic qualities, especially for a person in The Convict’s case but it feels too improvised. Someone directing Mark during the more demanding dramatic moments would’ve greatly improved his performance. In the end, Iron Lung is a solid first outing for a YouTube creator breaking into the film world. Markiplier was able to adapt the simple, short plot into a 2+ hour tension-fueled adventure. The film has its fair share of faults, but Mark shows promise with some creative ideas behind the camera. Strap in for the slow ride in Iron Lung and you’ll be rewarded with oceans of gore! Iron Lung is in theaters January 30th! Rating: 3.5/5
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THE WRECKING CREW -- Dave Bautista & Jason Momoa’s Dynamic Chemistry Makes for a Good Throwback1/28/2026 Review by Chadd Clubine The idea of Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa starring together has always felt like a no-brainer. Pairings like this can sometimes signal a film leaning too heavily on star power alone, but The Wrecking Crew avoids that trap. Instead, it delivers an entertaining ride packed with surprising twists and well-staged action set pieces. When you think of great ’90s’ throwbacks, this is exactly the kind of film that comes to mind. It fully commits to its tone, letting Bautista and Momoa play off each other with both humor and heart. This is how you bring back ’90s action. At just over two hours, the runtime is certainly noticeable, as the film clearly aims for an epic scale. Interestingly, The Batman director Matt Reeves is credited as a producer, and it shows in the film’s ambition. This is the kind of movie that would play well in theaters and likely be a solid box-office draw. It’s another strong example of why streaming-made films deserve a real fighting chance on the big screen. Watching it at home creates a different effect—some story beats feel stretched, and the action set pieces can feel over-the-top at times. If you look past that, it’s clear the director and its two leads were committed to making something memorable. Given the context of its story, the premise is fairly basic: two estranged half-brothers reunite after their father’s death to track down his killer. On paper, it’s easy to predict how the rest of the film will unfold, but what ultimately works is how intentional everything feels. The camera work during the action sequences often plays like a homage, elevated by striking cinematography and sharp, effective editing. Whenever the film leans into action, it delivers. As for the two leads, they fit their roles naturally and deliver strong performances. Bautista is more reserved, while Momoa brings an outgoing energy that aligns perfectly with their respective filmographies. Reversing those roles simply wouldn’t have worked. Together, they convincingly convey that these characters are brothers, not just in appearance but in how they interact. At its core, the film carries a heartfelt message for estranged families: it’s never too late to show up for one another. The film spends considerable time away from its two leads, which may be one of its biggest weaknesses. As mentioned, the runtime already stretches past two hours, and trimming even twenty minutes could have greatly improved the pacing while leaning more into its strengths, namely the chemistry between its actors and its brutal action. The film’s R-rated violence is surprisingly intense, adding an extra edge that makes it even more unexpected. The dialogue can also be one of the film’s weaker elements. Unlike another action release this weekend, Shelter, this film demonstrates how strong direction and committed performances can elevate an underwhelming script. The actors may not be family in real life, but the sincerity of their emotional performances makes the relationship feel genuine. The supporting cast also embraces the film’s tone, helping to ground the story and making the overall experience more entertaining and believable. While it may have benefited from a theatrical release, The Wrecking Crew remains an entertaining watch, buoyed by its two leads and its action sequences. It never takes itself too seriously, yet it knows when to treat the heavier aspects of its family dynamic with care. The film runs longer than necessary, and the dialogue can feel repetitive, but it still succeeds at what it sets out to do: entertain. The Wrecking Crew is available now on Prime Video. Rating: 3/5
Review by Daniel Lima It’s hard being a Ric Roman Waugh auteurist. You spend years championing his particular brand machismo-melodrama, slow burns about men attempting to leave a violent past behind, or otherwise living on the fringes of society with only the faintest grasp on their morality. You see the glimpses of something great, but none of his projects fully succeed in delivering on the promise of a methodical action-thriller. You see he has a new film starring Jason Statham, one of the most reliable leads working in action cinema today, capable of elevating the most humdrum programmer into something at least passable. Then you sit through Shelter and despair, because you’ve run out of excuses to make for such shoddy, dull work. Statham is a man with a mysterious past, living alone in an isolated lighthouse, who finds himself taking care of an injured teenage girl. Unfortunately, sleeping dogs never lie, and so the two find themselves on the run. The grizzled man desperately trying to keep the girl safe while figuring out who exactly is after him. One would expect that a movie like this would move at a breakneck pace, introducing Statham’s man of few words with only the most economical storytelling before throwing him into a constant barrage of violence. Shelter studiously ignores the impulse to be that crowd pleaser, instead taking on the air of a contemplative, po-faced drama, more Michael Mann than David Ayer. The film slowly builds out the banality of Statham’s life before the girl is thrust into his care, then labors through her slow recovery process. The spy thriller B-plot is handed with a cold remove, lots of people in barren rooms spouting dry exposition about “assets” and “national security risks”. Even the action is pared down from the usual fare, slow moving car chases and minute-long fistfights. For the Ric Roman Waugh defender, this is par the course. All his films tend to take on this dreary affect, reflected not only through narrative, dialogue, and visual aesthetic, but how any given scene moves. This one is no different, replete with agonizingly long silences, shot-reverse shots of people looking very seriously at each other, characters repeating actions and lines in a way that seems calculated to artificially inflate the runtime. In a roundabout way, this muted approach almost achieves the same kind of delayed gratification one gets when watching Jeanne Dielman; even the lamest half-quip out of Statham is like a shot of adrenaline straight to the heart, every bit exciting as a middle-aged woman that forgets to do a household chore.
The problem is the bones of Shelter lack the nuances and thematic richness of a Jeanne Dielman, or a Heat, or even a The Beekeeper. This film is structured like any number of generic, skull-brained action-thrillers about gruff, shadowy men who learn to open their hearts to some innocent soul. The dialogue is filled with nothing but cliches, particularly in the scenes away from Statham, which seem to only be there out of obligation to what is expect of these kinds of stories. The deepening relationship between Statham and his young charge is an informed trait, as they two lack any chemistry and the film skips over any emotional intimacy the two share before the bullets start flying. None of this is an issue in a lean, muscular action B-movie, the kind that Statham can elevate even when everyone else is asleep at the wheel. When a film begs to be taken as seriously as this one, however, it is impossible to reconcile the stupidity of these individual elements with the attempt at dramatic gravity. The latter undermines the former, and the former sucks all the charming camp of the latter. The end result is a grueling, taxing chimeric beast, satisfying to neither the audience looking for a meat-and-potatoes slugfest nor someone looking for more elevated fare. I’d like to say that Waugh still has a great film in him. Even within this rather poor outing, I can see an artist attempting to do something novel, just with material that is ill-suited for the experiment. After enduring the likes of Shelter, however, I am walking into the next attempt with great trepidation. Shelter releases in theaters January 30. Rating: 1.5/5 Review by Adam Donato From the director of The Machinist comes a post apocalyptic father/daughter movie that looks just perfect for the SYFY channel. Director Brad Anderson has found himself directing streaming television series as of late, with a few small time movies on the side. The cast boasts recognizable names like Milla Jovovich and Luke Evans so there’s an amount of legitimacy here. The lead is a young actress named Billie Boullet, making her feature debut as her only other experience is a role in a Disney+ series. Worldbreaker is about a young girl whose father retreats them to the middle of the woods on an island to avoid the deadly creatures that plague their world. There’s a few little January releases for it to compete against at the box office, most notably Sam Raimi’s Send Help. This is a good time of the year for smaller movies to make an impression. The only question is, is it a good impression? The concept of the movie is a tired one at best. Society was perfect until mankind had to make things more difficult for themselves leading to the global infestation of monsters hell bent on destroying all humans. That combined with the father/child angle is very reminiscent of After Earth, which was an epic bomb. While the runtime is short at just over ninety minutes, the story really drags. A movie that appears to be an action/horror, mostly ends up being a boring drama. The ending provides a cliffhanger for what seems to be another installment, but there’s not enough here in the first place to incept a curiosity for more in the minds of audiences. Maybe make one good movie first and then make a sequel if there’s enough demand. The biggest compliment to the film would be the setting and the special effects. The film was shot on an island in Northern Ireland and it is truly a beautiful location. For what appears to be a very low budget film, the soaring uses of special effects for the creatures looks good. It’s mostly masked by darkness, but a win is a win. The design looks like spiders with human torsos. Not the most original design, but cool nonetheless. There’s a couple shots where our leads get up close and personal with the infected and it’s some pretty gnarly stuff. The only problem is that there’s very little screen time for the creatures as we’re mostly just hanging out on the island.
Jovovich is in the movie a very small amount. She has a reputation for sci-fi slop like this so selling the movie with her face on the poster, only to have her removed from the plot after the first act will be disappointing to her fans. The dynamic between Evans and Boullet is cute enough, but what they’re given to work with is so standard and stock. Evans gets an opportunity to be softer than his usual action man blockbuster fare. Their relationship is just frankly not interesting enough to carry this movie. Worldbreaker provides nothing really new. The notable cast is not given anything to do and the majority of the experience is a slow one. Expect this movie to get lost in the sea of January dart throws and award season rereleases. Seek your post apocalyptic thrill from the likes of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple instead. Now that’s a movie that is surprisingly more of a hang out as well, but with actually interesting characters that explore truly interesting themes. Worldbreaker provides a simpler experience for movie fans. Worldbreaker is in theaters January 30th! Rating: 1/5 Review by Chadd Clubine Viewers will likely find Send Help a solid time at the movies, particularly in the typically quiet month of January. Longtime fans of Raimi’s work will appreciate that, even after 50 years in the business, he hasn’t lost his touch. The film strikes a workable balance between thrills and humor, delivering moments that feel worth the price of admission. Unfortunately, Raimi’s energetic direction can only do so much to compensate for a weak story and uneven pacing. Just when the film leans into what makes it fun, it retreats into its lesser elements, ultimately resulting in an underwhelming and mildly disappointing experience. After collaborating on Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, it’s easy to see why Raimi and Rachel McAdams were eager to reunite. Send Help gives McAdams far more to do, allowing her to fully engage with the material. The film’s overall production reflects a filmmaker with decades of experience behind the camera, as Raimi crafts several genuinely terrifying sequences that tap into what made The Evil Dead franchise such a horror staple. While the film often plays it safe by revisiting familiar Raimi territory, there’s no denying that he still has the creative spark—and the cinematic muscle—of a seasoned filmmaker. Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien both deliver commendable performances, with their apparent enthusiasm for working with Raimi shining through as they fully commit to their roles. McAdams makes her character easy to sympathize with, while O’Brien proves just as effective at making his character deeply unlikable. Both actors do their best with a script riddled with plot holes and convenient storytelling. McAdams’ character, in particular, seems to have everything inexplicably figured out—from survival tactics to conveniently available appliances—requiring a considerable suspension of disbelief for the scenario to feel plausible. Meanwhile, O’Brien’s character shows little meaningful growth; just as it appears he may be evolving, he predictably reverts to old habits, a narrative loop the film relies on far too often. At nearly two hours, the film struggles with pacing, as its intriguing premise never quite justifies the extended runtime. Dream sequences, repetitive moments, and underdeveloped subplots weigh the story down, making it feel longer than it needs to be. Trimming even 20 minutes could have produced a more tonally consistent experience—one that fully leans into its strengths, namely Raimi’s confident direction and the standout performances from McAdams and O’Brien. Even Dennis Haysbert’s role has little impact on the overall narrative. Beyond the performances, Raimi’s direction stands out most in the film’s dynamic camerawork and editing. The camera often functions as a character in its own right, capturing key details and framing moments from inventive, offbeat perspectives. Transitions between scenes are handled with a sharp comedic sensibility, enhancing both the humor and momentum. The third act, in particular, features some of the film’s strongest editing, serving as a clear reminder of why Raimi remains one of the industry’s most respected filmmakers—and why his work continues to inspire such a devoted fanbase. Send Help contains many of the key ingredients Raimi fans will appreciate and given how long it’s been since he’s made a film in this vein, it carries added weight as a potential box-office and critical success. Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien showcase their versatility, with natural chemistry that elevates the material. Unfortunately, the script undermines these strengths with repetitive narrative choices that only make the film feel longer than necessary. Several subplots are introduced purely to manufacture twists, often without clear logic, leaving only one that truly lands. If viewers can look past the weak writing and uneven pacing, there’s still plenty to enjoy—but without Raimi’s name and direction attached, the film would struggle to stand on its own. Send Help is in theaters January 30. Rating: 2.5/5
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